California 2019 Babey
It’s 2019 and I’m still emo
Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)
There’s literally nothing better about something that just makes an entire room laugh harder and harder with every moment. No words, no explinations, no one talking, just pure laughter.
(via unofficialdragon)
rocky horror picture show asks what would happen if frankenstein’s creature knew its purpose from birth. it also asks “what if victor frankenstein did drag and a lot of cocaine” which is a frankly more important question
(via catboygretzky)
Anonymous asked:
what is a priest's collar, but a choker approved by god
cemeterything Answer:
i’m choosing to interpret this as a message delivered to me by god himself. thanks man.
every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made
Tasks that take 15 min but 3 hours if you include the agonies
I’m going to Badwill. The evil thrift store.
salvation army
whoever came up with the idea of painting your nails was so fucking right…….
kings. we owe them so much
Full on spa day with the besties before going into battle
(via tackysapphic)
It is entirely unfair that cleaning is an act that must be repeated, I am not a god so why should I be expected to fight against entropy
(via angrygoomba)
Mama, we all go to hell, mama, we all go to hell, I’m writing this letter, in pink glitter gel,
(via soyboybitches)
i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys
Why are people on this website always coming in with the most accurate takes on these penguins it’s killing me
(via kingsprobably)
she wears short skirts i have feelers she’s cheer captain and i am a creature
(via unofficialdragon)
